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Overheard by Ninjas

Friday, August 1, 2008

Never lie to a ninja

Ninja A: i met this guy from MN he's from prior lake same as C.H. and J.
Ninja M: wow
Ninja A: yeah MN is a big state, what are the odds?
Ninja M: 1 in 750,423 roughly
Ninja A: lmao, really?
Ninja M: no fool! i have no idea
Ninja A: ninja please, i will bite your face
Posted by Ninja Warrior at 11:00 AM

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