Ninja S: If I'm a ninja I have an excuse for wearing eyeliner! It's just like Chrisitan Bale in his Batman costume
Ninja M: yep. but you are also emo and that is reason enough
Ninja S: true, but ninjas are taken more seriously
Ninja M: they are
Ninja M: they do more butt kicking
Ninja S: oh yes
Ninja M: emo's just throw their razor blades at you
Ninja S: haha
Ninja M: which is kinda ninjaish on it's own
Ninja M: that how ninjas start
Ninja S: hahahahahaha
Ninja S so does that make me like a ninja that never grew up?
Ninja M: ninja please. that totally makes you a ninja that never grew up and now you are living the best of both worlds!
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Ninjas don't like boats
Ninja A: Quit smoking.
Ninja N2: Quit failing
Ninja A: lol, touche
Ninja N2: huzzah!
Ninja A: <--- epic fail at life
Ninja A: <---- captain of the failboat
Ninja N2: I'm the admiral of the fleet though, so dont feel bad.
Ninja A: Wait, you're over me? I don't think so.
Ninja N2: psh. Always.
Ninja A: Ninja, please. I invented fail.
Ninja N2: Quit failing
Ninja A: lol, touche
Ninja N2: huzzah!
Ninja A: <--- epic fail at life
Ninja A: <---- captain of the failboat
Ninja N2: I'm the admiral of the fleet though, so dont feel bad.
Ninja A: Wait, you're over me? I don't think so.
Ninja N2: psh. Always.
Ninja A: Ninja, please. I invented fail.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Ninja Grammar FAIL
Ninja A: LMAO OMG!! i got this in my email "where are you from my Lady? I am afraid you are not from this sinful world of ours......I came across your profile by chance and stumble and stick at your beautiful profile......I am Dave by name based in Dubai.......can I be opportuned to know you better than this my lady???? I will be glad if only I can read from you..........then My soul shall be go down with me in peace. \ Dave"
Ninja M: OMG LMAO
Ninja A: ninja, please.
Ninja M: OMG LMAO
Ninja A: ninja, please.
Ninjas are allergic to cubicles
Ninja T: what do you think the most dramatic way to injure yourself at the office is?
Ninja M: lol ummm
Ninja T: drinking printer ink? acting like it is the blood of the savior acting as if you are a window washer and just jump out the window i'm only on the fifth floor though...that doesn't guarentee injury i dotn' smoke...so that takes the element of fire out of the equation
Ninja M: ninja please. it doesn't gaurentee that you won't get hurt either
Ninja M: you know most office printers use toner right? its powder, not ink
Ninja T: damn
Ninja T: we have a 3 foot long paper cutter
Ninja M: well you are known for sticking your fingers into things that cut stuff to see what happens
Ninja M: lol ummm
Ninja T: drinking printer ink? acting like it is the blood of the savior acting as if you are a window washer and just jump out the window i'm only on the fifth floor though...that doesn't guarentee injury i dotn' smoke...so that takes the element of fire out of the equation
Ninja M: ninja please. it doesn't gaurentee that you won't get hurt either
Ninja M: you know most office printers use toner right? its powder, not ink
Ninja T: damn
Ninja T: we have a 3 foot long paper cutter
Ninja M: well you are known for sticking your fingers into things that cut stuff to see what happens
Modest ninja is modest
Ninja S: see but when I talk outloud to myself when other people are watching, at least it's funny
Ninja M: yeah. but not everyone can be as awesome as you are
Ninja S: that's true, I've got some pretty lofty standards
Ninja M: ninja please i mean i certainly live up to them but mere mortals don't stand a chance
Ninja S: not even close we should have statues built
Ninja M: totally!
Ninja S: what do you think, solid gold?
Ninja M: i like it. with plenty of jewels. the more gaudy the better
Ninja S: that ought to put a big exclamation point on it
Ninja M: yeah. but not everyone can be as awesome as you are
Ninja S: that's true, I've got some pretty lofty standards
Ninja M: ninja please i mean i certainly live up to them but mere mortals don't stand a chance
Ninja S: not even close we should have statues built
Ninja M: totally!
Ninja S: what do you think, solid gold?
Ninja M: i like it. with plenty of jewels. the more gaudy the better
Ninja S: that ought to put a big exclamation point on it
Sarcastic-Fu is the best kind of ninja fighting style
Ninja S: Are we that much of an intimidating force?
Ninja M: I guess so. But it's not like we are doing anything bad. Just making fun of each other and some slighty abuse
Ninja S: people must have weak stomachs
Ninja M: or lame responses
Ninja S: or a combination of both
Ninja M: i guess not everyone can be as witty as the three of us
Ninja S: it's a talent that few have I'm skilled in the art of Sarcastic-Fu
Ninja S: lol ninja please
Ninja M: I guess so. But it's not like we are doing anything bad. Just making fun of each other and some slighty abuse
Ninja S: people must have weak stomachs
Ninja M: or lame responses
Ninja S: or a combination of both
Ninja M: i guess not everyone can be as witty as the three of us
Ninja S: it's a talent that few have I'm skilled in the art of Sarcastic-Fu
Ninja S: lol ninja please
Ninjas aren't lactose intolerant. They just refuse to take lactose's shit.
Ninja M: if you even got a dq blizzard without me...
Ninja A: ninja, please, i'm allergic. i'm listening to mc chris
Ninja A: ninja, please, i'm allergic. i'm listening to mc chris
Ninjas are not effective arguers. They are effective kick you in the face-ers.
Ninja A: So I may or may not have started a secret ninja blog
Ninja N: I'm confused. Is it a mockery of ninjas because you obviously couldn't cut it as a ninja? That could get you killed by a real ninja you know.
Ninja A: I am a ninja! It's ninja musings.
Ninja N: You are so not a ninja. It hurts how much of a non-ninja you are.
Ninja A: I will judo chop your face. Then we'll see who's a ninja. Fool.
Ninja N: You are way too emo to be a ninja. Does throwing the shuriken make you feel empty inside? Do you throw them at yourself so you can feel something, anything?
Ninja A: I hate you.
Ninja N: Whatever, I love you and you love me too.
Ninja A: Emo ninjas do not know love. Only pain.
Ninja N: You are just overanalyzing the meaning of love...I guess that's what happens when you're a crazy ass girl, huh?
Ninja A: NINJA.
Ninja N: Crazy ass. You are not ninja like, ninjaish, or even in the vicinity of ninja town. You are the opposite of ninja.
Ninja A: Ninja please. I am all the ninja you can handle. And then some.
Ninja N: I'm confused. Is it a mockery of ninjas because you obviously couldn't cut it as a ninja? That could get you killed by a real ninja you know.
Ninja A: I am a ninja! It's ninja musings.
Ninja N: You are so not a ninja. It hurts how much of a non-ninja you are.
Ninja A: I will judo chop your face. Then we'll see who's a ninja. Fool.
Ninja N: You are way too emo to be a ninja. Does throwing the shuriken make you feel empty inside? Do you throw them at yourself so you can feel something, anything?
Ninja A: I hate you.
Ninja N: Whatever, I love you and you love me too.
Ninja A: Emo ninjas do not know love. Only pain.
Ninja N: You are just overanalyzing the meaning of love...I guess that's what happens when you're a crazy ass girl, huh?
Ninja A: NINJA.
Ninja N: Crazy ass. You are not ninja like, ninjaish, or even in the vicinity of ninja town. You are the opposite of ninja.
Ninja A: Ninja please. I am all the ninja you can handle. And then some.
Turn around bright eyes...there's a ninja behind you!
Ninja A: so tired
Ninja M: amen the misery
Ninja A: yes
Ninja M: the misery always comes first
Ninja A: this is true
Ninja M: sometimes during and always after
Ninja A: it's just all misery all the time
Ninja M: i want to open a radio station and have the tag line be "All misery, all the time"
Ninja A: lol, can i be the dj?
Ninja M: of course as long as we give "total eclispe of the heart" its due play time
Ninja A: ninja please you know i am the queen of sad bastard music
Ninja M: amen the misery
Ninja A: yes
Ninja M: the misery always comes first
Ninja A: this is true
Ninja M: sometimes during and always after
Ninja A: it's just all misery all the time
Ninja M: i want to open a radio station and have the tag line be "All misery, all the time"
Ninja A: lol, can i be the dj?
Ninja M: of course as long as we give "total eclispe of the heart" its due play time
Ninja A: ninja please you know i am the queen of sad bastard music
Holy Ninja!
Ninja M: im sorry
Ninja A: s'ok i want to be thinner
Ninja M: me too i have a plan
Ninja A: me too is not working
Ninja M: im going to die then i'll get thin
Ninja A: lmao
Ninja A: good call
Ninja M: and god wouldn't be so cruel as to make me fat in heaven
Ninja A: hahaha, you think you're going to heaven you're cute
Ninja M: ninja please
Ninja A: s'ok i want to be thinner
Ninja M: me too i have a plan
Ninja A: me too is not working
Ninja M: im going to die then i'll get thin
Ninja A: lmao
Ninja A: good call
Ninja M: and god wouldn't be so cruel as to make me fat in heaven
Ninja A: hahaha, you think you're going to heaven you're cute
Ninja M: ninja please
Ninjas know breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Ninja M: you said you were in a fighting mood i think your short term memory is broken
Ninja J: i think your short term face is broken
Ninja M: your mom is broken
Ninja J: your moms face is broken
Ninja M: oh look at you being all creative with your comebacks...lame!
Ninja J: cuz your mom comeback was super original
Ninja M: more original than your face
Ninja J: as opposed to yours which looks like ASS
Ninja M: did you have a retard sandwich for breakfast because i know you can do better than that.
Ninja J: DId you have a bowl of lame ass comebacks for breakfast ? CUz your shit is weak
Ninja M: no i had wheaties. the breakfast of champions. which is more than i can say about you.
Ninja J: You can have a glass of shut the hell up
Ninja M: ninja, please. as long as you finish your glass of stupid juice
Ninja J: i think your short term face is broken
Ninja M: your mom is broken
Ninja J: your moms face is broken
Ninja M: oh look at you being all creative with your comebacks...lame!
Ninja J: cuz your mom comeback was super original
Ninja M: more original than your face
Ninja J: as opposed to yours which looks like ASS
Ninja M: did you have a retard sandwich for breakfast because i know you can do better than that.
Ninja J: DId you have a bowl of lame ass comebacks for breakfast ? CUz your shit is weak
Ninja M: no i had wheaties. the breakfast of champions. which is more than i can say about you.
Ninja J: You can have a glass of shut the hell up
Ninja M: ninja, please. as long as you finish your glass of stupid juice
Ninjas are not good pickup artists.
Ninja J: allo allo lova
Ninja M: hiya
Ninja J: how was lunch
Ninja M: good. but now i'm sleepy again. how was your lunch?
Ninja J: good , ate and played cards
Ninja M: nice. what kind of cards?
Ninja J: We play asshole lol , its easy and fun
Ninja M: lol whenever we play that there is drinking involved
Ninja J: well I am at school and i have gotten good so we will play so i can get in your pants lol
Ninja M: ninja, please
Ninja M: hiya
Ninja J: how was lunch
Ninja M: good. but now i'm sleepy again. how was your lunch?
Ninja J: good , ate and played cards
Ninja M: nice. what kind of cards?
Ninja J: We play asshole lol , its easy and fun
Ninja M: lol whenever we play that there is drinking involved
Ninja J: well I am at school and i have gotten good so we will play so i can get in your pants lol
Ninja M: ninja, please
Ninjas. They're everywhore
Ninja A: so MW, right some chick requested me as a friend, we have one mutual friend. it's him. her profile pic is of them and it says she's in a relationship. methinks this is not good
Ninja M: who is mw?
Ninja A: think HARD
Ninja M: i don't know!
Ninja A: think HARD about it
Ninja M: i don't know. i'm stuffed and i need a nap. don't play games with my head.
Ninja A: dude. i'm not. the guy from chicago MW
Ninja M: major wang?
Ninja A: monster lol
Ninja M: lol whatever
Ninja A: i was avoiding saying it, but yes lmao...that's so your new nickname
Ninja M: ninja please hates your face again
Ninja M: who is mw?
Ninja A: think HARD
Ninja M: i don't know!
Ninja A: think HARD about it
Ninja M: i don't know. i'm stuffed and i need a nap. don't play games with my head.
Ninja A: dude. i'm not. the guy from chicago MW
Ninja M: major wang?
Ninja A: monster lol
Ninja M: lol whatever
Ninja A: i was avoiding saying it, but yes lmao...that's so your new nickname
Ninja M: ninja please hates your face again
Ninjas need attention too
Ninja M: serbie took a break from cramming and talked to me the whole time. i feel special
Ninja A: dude. that's great but we are talking about ME RIGHT NOW
Ninja M: omg
Ninja A: what
Ninja M: speaking of talking about you so today is J's birthday
Ninja A: oh jesus christ ok
Ninja M: i sent him three cards
Ninja A: ninja, please this is not about me
Ninja A: dude. that's great but we are talking about ME RIGHT NOW
Ninja M: omg
Ninja A: what
Ninja M: speaking of talking about you so today is J's birthday
Ninja A: oh jesus christ ok
Ninja M: i sent him three cards
Ninja A: ninja, please this is not about me
Never lie to a ninja
Ninja A: i met this guy from MN he's from prior lake same as C.H. and J.
Ninja M: wow
Ninja A: yeah MN is a big state, what are the odds?
Ninja M: 1 in 750,423 roughly
Ninja A: lmao, really?
Ninja M: no fool! i have no idea
Ninja A: ninja please, i will bite your face
Ninja M: wow
Ninja A: yeah MN is a big state, what are the odds?
Ninja M: 1 in 750,423 roughly
Ninja A: lmao, really?
Ninja M: no fool! i have no idea
Ninja A: ninja please, i will bite your face
Irony. It's like a roundhouse kick to the face.
Ninja M - hi lady
how was your weekend?
Ninja A - good
Ninja M - good
Ninja A - i almost became a canadian citizen
Ninja M - lol whaT?
Ninja A - we went to canada and i didn't have my birth certificate and US border patrol threatened to send us back
Ninja M - lmao
Ninja A - i'm not kidding
the dude was being a dick
Ninja M - what an ass
Ninja A - he wasn't even american. irony.
Ninja M - i would have been all ninja please
how was your weekend?
Ninja A - good
Ninja M - good
Ninja A - i almost became a canadian citizen
Ninja M - lol whaT?
Ninja A - we went to canada and i didn't have my birth certificate and US border patrol threatened to send us back
Ninja M - lmao
Ninja A - i'm not kidding
the dude was being a dick
Ninja M - what an ass
Ninja A - he wasn't even american. irony.
Ninja M - i would have been all ninja please
The Shat will judo chop your face
Ninja A - seriously, who the fuck dreams about patrick stewart licking lip balm off their nipples? i'm really disturbed with my subconscious
Ninja M - that makes me laugh
hard
really. hard
Ninja A - fuck off
i'm worried about my mental well being and you're laughing at me
Ninja M - you would do the same for me
at least it wasn't the shat
Ninja A - what
Ninja M - william shatner
aka the shat
Ninja A - dude...no one calls him that
Ninja M - i do
i'm some one
Ninja A - why would you pick a nickname that has to do with the past tense of a bodily function? you are some one. someone. why am i always correcting the english major?
Ninja M - because i don't care when i'm online
Ninja A - ninja please, you talk dumb too.
Ninja M - that makes me laugh
hard
really. hard
Ninja A - fuck off
i'm worried about my mental well being and you're laughing at me
Ninja M - you would do the same for me
at least it wasn't the shat
Ninja A - what
Ninja M - william shatner
aka the shat
Ninja A - dude...no one calls him that
Ninja M - i do
i'm some one
Ninja A - why would you pick a nickname that has to do with the past tense of a bodily function? you are some one. someone. why am i always correcting the english major?
Ninja M - because i don't care when i'm online
Ninja A - ninja please, you talk dumb too.
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